The Real Quaid - Thank God It's Christmas
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November 26, 2012

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Thank God It’s Christmas

  • 1. Thank God It's Christmas

The first Quaid release was a Christmas single, because why the hell not?

Mixed/Produced by Adam Shelton
Cover photo by Mark Whateley

LYRICS
Thank God It's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
The best time of the year
Thank God it's Christmas
Let's drink a fucking beer

Thank God it's Christmas
Get out the mistletoe
Thank God it's Christmas
I'm full of Christmas cheer although

Came home last night
Walked through the door
See your clothes on the floor
You're with him
In our bed
Inside I'm dead, but still..

...It's Christmas
Comes just once a year
Thank God it's Christmas
I've got nothing to fear

Thank God it's Christmas
My favourite holiday
Thank God it's Christmas
Good times on the way, but now

Go pack your things
You're a disgrace
Can't believe it ended this way
You've taken
All I have
The only thing that I've got left is..

He turns round
I see his beard
It's everything that I feared
A big red hat
A sleigh out back
He's about to empty his sack!

He's ruined Christmas
The best time of the year
He's fucked up Christmas
Fat cunt's drunk all my beer

Now I hate Christmas
'Cause of that stupid hoe
She got his dick out
Under the mistletoe

Now I hate Christmas
(The worst time of the year)
Now I hate Christmas
(Fat cunt's drunk all my beer)
Now I hate Christmas
(Screw all this christmas cheer)
Now I hate Christmas
And Santa too!